Jokes & Art Gallery
Jokes
(Please submit your jokes to have them posted - be sure to include your name)
What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A Belly button! How did the farmer fix his jeans? With a cabbage patch! What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? A minnie van! Why did the child study in the aeroplane? He wanted a higher education! What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows? Phantom of the Oprah! What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen? Spatula! Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge? He saw the salad dressing.
Virtual Gallery
Welcome to the Summit Learning Virtual Art Gallery for students in elementary and high school.
(Please submit your artwork for posting - be sure to include your name, grade and what school you attend)
by Marcus Marchese, grade 2
by Claire Walkinshaw, grade 2
by Sydney Walkinshaw, grade 2
